- I ran yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before thát
- I'm tired
- Sometimes you gotta take a break!
- I don't want to
Then halfway through my list of reasons not to run, suddenly out of nowhere, there appeared this big white light! And a thunderous voice said: 'You can stay in bed for the next half hour making your list, or you can go out for a run.'
As I lay there trembling with fear I realized: I just had me an ephiphany!
And I decided that I might as well go out for a run, because I knew afterwards I would feel all glowy and smug about a run well run. Whereas if I stayed in bed making my list, I would feel sweaty and lazy.
So I got out of bed and went for a run.
That stupid list of reasons not to run would just have to wait!