Then I watched Brad Pitt in World War Z, and I got this great idea. Brad taped magazines to his arms to prevent the zombies biting him. And I figured: 'Hey, if it works on zombies, it probably works on dogs too!' After all they bite too.
So I ran into our living room, got me some magazines and started taping them around my arms. I must say, Brad Pitt made it look very easy. He must have put in a lot of time doing arts and crafts with all his kids!
I however, had great trouble getting the magazines to stay in place, and the tape kept breaking. After I had finished 'magazining' my arms I figured: 'Why not take it to the next level. I'll put magazines around my legs too. In your face Brad Pitt! You didn't think of that, now did you!'
Doggy and Zombie Wear
I'm thinking of starting my own company and call it Doggy and Zombie Wear for Runners! I'm sure it will be a hit.