Doggy and Zombie Wear for Runners: my answer to Brad Pitt

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Apart from zombies I'm also scared of dogs. And with good reason, because one of them bit me right in the butt!

Then I watched Brad Pitt in World War Z, and I got this great idea. Brad taped magazines to his arms to prevent the zombies biting him. And I figured: 'Hey, if it works on zombies, it probably works on dogs too!' After all they bite too.

Magazining up


So I ran into our living room, got me some magazines and started taping them around my arms. I must say, Brad Pitt made it look very easy. He must have put in a lot of time doing arts and crafts with all his  kids!

I however, had great trouble getting the magazines to stay in place, and the tape kept breaking. After I had finished 'magazining' my arms I figured: 'Why not take it to the next level. I'll put magazines around my legs too. In your face Brad Pitt! You didn't think of that, now did you!'

Doggy and Zombie Wear


I'm thinking of starting my own company and call it Doggy and Zombie Wear for Runners! I'm sure it will be a hit.


14 comments

  1. Haha! Nice! When I saw Brad duck taping magazines to his arms in World War Z, I thought it was BRILLIANT!! Hubby and I are HUGE zombie movie fans from way back and I was all like...now...why the heck didn't we ever think of that?! Jeez. Brilliant, I tell you! LOL! Never thought of it for dog bites as well...hmmm.

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  2. Ha ha ha ha, I shall have to pass this hot tip on to a friend of mine who is a postie and has infinite problems with rogue dogs!

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  3. haha! Too funny! I'll have to remember this next time I run into a rottie!

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  4. HAHAHA! Well, he DOES have a lot of kids to practice arts & crafts with...

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  5. I love it that there are people like you in the world :) it makes me feel less alone! By the way if you find out a way to defend an innocent trail runner against rogue cows please let me know.

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  6. OMG that is funny! I loved that movie, was a great idea! Might slow you down a little :)

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  7. Great idea! I must say though that the dogs target on your body was OUCH! Can you take your attire one step father and pad the rear-end too? LOL

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  8. Yes, that does seem to be a loophole in my Doggy and Zombie Wear: the butt is still exposed!

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  9. OMG! Now people are wondering why I'm sitting here laughing so hard! Love the pic! I'm definitely keeping that in mind in case we get taken over by zombies!

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  10. jejejeje, you have no idea how much you´ve made me laugh and I really needed it ; )
    Kisses
    Lolo

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  11. I have not seen the movie yet, but my gosh.... I want to laugh, but I am so sorry you have also been bit by a dog while running! yikes!

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