Mom's Home Run

I was struggling through the sand, when suddenly a beautiful man ran past me. He reminded me of a deer, the way his feet barely seemed to touch the ground. I looked at his gait with admiration, and tried to imitate his moves.

Suddenly I realised: I may be a married woman, but this is my chance to chase after a handsome man! And I started to chase him in earnest.

However, I didn't get him.
And that's just as well. I ám married after all.