A shortcut!


Yesterday I sprayed deodorant behind my ear thinking it was perfume.

Today I searched the phone book for the telephone number of the children's school, looking futilely for the 'King's school'. Not surprisingly, I didn't find it, since the school is called The High Ground, and the addres is King's road.

Mommy really needs a break

So I said to the children:

'Mummy really needs a break!' 

And I ran straight to the self-help section in the nearest library. Seeing all that free therapy made me feel better immediately. I grabbed the indignant 'Why doesn't God do anything?' by Deepak Chopra, 'When life hurts' by Rene Diekstra and the triumphant 'I'm not okay, but you're not either!'

The road to love and happiness: Short version

But my best find was 'The Runner's guide to the meaning of life'.

While the rest of the world ploughs through all those thick books I've found me a shortcut to love and happiness!

And if I run I'll get there even faster!

I feel happier already!

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Syncopated Mama said...

Hahaha, that's great - but what if I don't like running? (Actually, for me, I could just swap out cycling, instead) Thanks for joining us at #FridayFrivolity!

Nicole Orriëns said...

That doesn't really matter Lisa... I don't like running either a lot of the time. You just have to do it.

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