Droopy Butt Syndrome

I can't think of a better argument for running skirts: the Droopy Butt Syndrome I get from wearing running tights.

Droopy Butt Syndrome

Last week the price of a pair of running tights seduced me into taking them home with me. I put them on, and at first I thought they were alright. But then I had the kids take a picture, and that's when I saw it: I've got Droopy Butt Syndrome! This is why I think anyone who hasn't got buns of steel should wear a running skirt.

Running skirts gently hide droopy butts, and hide all your dirty little secrets. They make me feel secure and not afraid to turn my back on people.

So now if you'll excuse me: I've got to run, and make sure Wikipedia knows about this new syndrome!


Roberta said...

Too funny!! :) I might have to get my kids to take a photo like that to see if I suffer from that condition! ;)

Ornery Owl of Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost said...

After 33 years of trying to hate myself thin, I came to the point 10 years ago where I figured that if people don't like what my butt, or any other part of me looks like, they can just look somewhere else. Life is too short (or too long) to worry about such trivialities.

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